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RT @JAMyerson: Phone dying. Need iPhone charger or battery. Please RT. If you can help, am at Cermack and Wabash. Come find me?
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Chants of "this is what a police state looks like" does not seem very hyperbolic right now. #nonato
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RT @OneFineJay: Any time Amy Acker guest stars, she's always trouble. Alias. Dollhouse. Person of Pinterest. You can expect it of her.
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Please register and vote for me in this singiing contest, Perry REALLY Freestyles (Original) - http://t.co/7GkwLZYO : http://t.co/rfqCH2rr
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the key to life is not giving a fuck about the sorrow of others while looking at yourself in a mirror at the gym.
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RT @PennSunday: CITIZENS: Our newest podcast with @RealGilbert Gilbert Gottfried is now up on iTunes and the rest of the podcast univers ...
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RT @Al_Anood: @Deanofcomedy ha @MrsShitrit blocked me.Just like how they built the wall2pretend we are no there, blocking me won't chang ...
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Just saw protesters gushing blood from head. Photog witnessed it, called it terrifying #ows #nonato
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. @MrsShitrit @amrzzaki We are done. Now Go back to being consumed by hate and fear knowing Palestinians are everywhere. Salaam out!
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Dallas! Come check me out this Wednesday, May 23 at the Arlington Improv. Get tickets at http://t.co/RN2ZPJbQ http://t.co/UXbhHfRl
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Citizens should not be afraid of police releasing chemical weapons. That's what they are supposed to protect us from. #nonato
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Allow me to verify. For science. RT @PluckyChicken All this medication is making my boobs feel extra heavy.
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People don't read or think creatively anymore. They eat sugar and factory slaughtered animals. However, they still want to look hot.
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In mid July RT @jordansbowen: @Ralphie_May u coming into columbus ohio anytime soon?
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RT @ThrillaNabdilla: @Deanofcomedy @MrsShitrit Well said!, Or how I like to put it, "haters gonna hate!" :D
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@KevinMarshall Im done with her - just wanted her to know that we will not disaapear as much as she wants us to
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I fell out. ANOTHER head injury! Or, Sunday. RT @egdillo What? We're not in the Trust Tree anymore?
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Check out the Eclipse
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RT @NadiaPTI: All those who oppose injustice & oppression are Palestinian. @Deanofcomedy @MrsShitrit
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. @MrsShitrit @amrzzaki I said a lot more than that- that was the joke part- Just remember: We will not be silent. Enough said
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